PMJ noted the other day that Lane Kiffin was named the head coach of the University of Houston. We were wrong. That’s ok. It is not easy being right every single minute of every single day but we are extremely close to accomplishing that feat. We were wrong on this one. As it turns out, Lane Kiffin will be coaching the Florida Atlantic Owls next season. Strange strange strange turn of events. I don’t think anyone in their right mind is knowledgeable enough about college football to even name the conference the Owls compete in. I am a college football aficionado. I bet on Tuesday night MAC football games and continuously come out on top. However I don’t know the conference Florida Atlantic competes in but lets look it up. They play in the Conference USA, were 3-9 this year and 6th in the Conference USA Eastern Division. What a joke. Lane Kiffin has fallen off the map apparently. There is one and only one conclusion that can be come up with. Florida Atlantic University, located in Boca Raton Florida, has a plethora of really insanely hot girls. Lane, being the sex addict that he is, chose FAU simply for the poon.